Total Medals Earned: 2,379 (From 364 different games.) Total Medal Score: 35,085 Points
Medals Earned: 11/11 (395/395 points)
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
...
I hope you chose the money.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/95 points)
Score on yourself.
Lose to Kim Jong Un
Get a Shot Clock Violation
"Beat" Kim Jong Un
Shut Out Kim Jong Un
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/115 points)
Beaten the first level.
Saved Kate.
Killed by every type of hazard.
Found the first Rune of Shalak.
Found the 8-bit world.
Medals Earned: 3/10 (80/390 points)
Spend 1000 gold.
Break 100 barrels.
Complete Act 1.
Reach rank 20 with any character.
Kill 2 enemies with one circular strike.
Start and finish Act 1 Mission 2 (1-2) without any items equipped.
Kill 5 enemies with one meteor.
Have all equipment slots used with only epic items.
Turn 10 enemies into chickens.
Complete the first two areas in Impossible mode.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/190 points)
really? A medal?
joy joy joyride
up up in the air
you've collected: a few stars
you've collected: a bunch of stars
you've collected: ALL STARS. You should be proud now!
Medals Earned: 12/13 (175/185 points)
Find 5 differences in the seventh level in hard mode
Find 5 differences in the first level in hard mode
Find 5 differences in the eighth level in hard mode
Find 5 differences in the fourth level in hard mode
Find 5 differences in the second level in hard mode
Find 5 differences in the third level in hard mode
Find 5 differences in the tenth level in hard mode
Find 5 differences in the ninth level in hard mode
Find 5 differences in the sixth level in hard mode
Find 5 differences in the fifth level in hard mode
Complete the game in medium mode
Complete the game in hard mode
Complete the game in easy mode
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!